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flaming crotch waffle

A crotch so inflamed it looked like her pussy was on a waffle iron.
I was about to smash when she pulled her pants down, I screamed flaming crotch waffle and ran.
by CrazyGirl1991 November 12, 2020
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Waffles

The best breakfast that contains carbohydrates, generally circle or square shaped
Every morning, the Canadian monkey eats waffles with a goofy amount of maple syrup.
by The Canadian Monkey March 18, 2025
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Brazilian Waffle Maker

A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.
Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.
by Ching Chong 47 May 31, 2024
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sugar covered waffles

the smuttiest people on earth. if you see one of their stories- you better read it- it will be filled with smut on smut...
did you see sugar covered waffles new wattpad story!?”
“Yeahhh! it’s so smutty!”
by toast.whore January 29, 2021
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Spicey Waffle

When the female puts hot sauce in her mouth and proceeds to give head and the male cums making a mixture which they put on the females pussy and the male proceeds to lick it up.
Jack and andrew love a good spicey waffle before breakfast
by LBazz69 November 1, 2011
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Waffling

To waffle is to rant or go on and on.

My friends wont stop waffling like damn i dont care dude.
My friend wont stop waffling ! What should I say?
Say " did i ask?"

My friend is being such a waffle but i dont have the time for it
by Mike oxl0ng March 25, 2020
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