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Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.
The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".
by nodatahere September 21, 2020
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Oregon Waffle

Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.
You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.
by livefleaordye September 23, 2020
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Waffles

Up in heaven, you can eat infinite waffles. At the same time, if you wanted to.
by Flatblok71 September 27, 2020
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Waffling

When your chatting for no reason
by Gslhdhlclydlydupcud September 29, 2020
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Waffle Maker 300

by woah 101 September 30, 2020
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Waffle Stomper

When you stomp poop down the shower drain
Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop
by Summe.galaxy.231 October 16, 2020
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the froggy waffles

The froggy waffles is the name given to a large group of absolutely amazing people. They can be relatively strange but great fun. They often get called junkies but they really aren't. An individual member of the group is called a froggy. Their natural habitats are in the woods setting trees on fire, falling over on the streets or shagging in their friends house. The froggy waffles favourite emoji is: 😏, and they put it after most sentences. They are often mean/nasty to eachother but we all love eachother really.
Dave: awh look it's the froggy waffles!
Zoe: I wish I was a froggy 😥
by A gurkie October 18, 2020
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