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hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there
by Madfor December 28, 2021
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lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.
Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood
by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018
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Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.
Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?
by GairBear March 1, 2013
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Isabelle Wood

A stunning and pretty girl normally seen around her two best friends and has a boyfriend named Jhodi a perfect couple hates jacks and dans wish they weren't here used to be with Ashley's but that dream ended
Wow look that that Isabelle wood she's so cute

Irk but she's mine!
by Lee Mulley June 26, 2016
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Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.
Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...
by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015
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Riley woods

Someone you considered a family but then goes and takes the girl that he knows dam well your in love with
by Slow walker July 13, 2022
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