a babe in the woods

a person who needs protection

he's a babe in the woods, he needs protection

by Mr. crap bag November 21, 2021

hard wood carpet

When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard

Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there

by Madfor December 28, 2021

lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018

Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.

Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?

by GairBear March 1, 2013

Isabelle Wood

A stunning and pretty girl normally seen around her two best friends and has a boyfriend named Jhodi a perfect couple hates jacks and dans wish they weren't here used to be with Ashley's but that dream ended

Wow look that that Isabelle wood she's so cute

Irk but she's mine!

by Lee Mulley June 26, 2016

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

Riley woods

Someone you considered a family but then goes and takes the girl that he knows dam well your in love with

Fuck you Riley woods

by Slow walker July 13, 2022