Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.
“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”
“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”
“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”
by Spark Florence October 27, 2017
by Network_penguin January 01, 2025
by Waffle Omnom November 28, 2024
A person who is poor at arguing, by resorting to saying absolutely anything they think could be a valid point but it turns out to be irrelevant or 'waffle'
by PICKLE_RIIICK October 06, 2023
A Mac Waffle is when you get so frustrated with your Apple laptop that you take a shit on your keyboard and close the laptop. Then, when opened again, you have a flattened turd with the impressions of small squares from the keyboard, giving it the likeness of a waffle.
Dude my MacBook is so frustrating. It won’t let me do anything that I have to do! I’m about to make a Mac Waffle!!
by jaytothegizzle March 31, 2021
When a group of men toast a waffle and then proceed to masturbate. The last man to ejaculate has to eat the waffle
"Hey guys you wanna go get some lunch?"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"
"No thanks, I had a sloppy waffle for breakfast and I feel a little sick"
by xXMLGSHREKTXx February 16, 2016
by Sarcia26 August 13, 2019