by Literally Awesome February 25, 2020

by veryuglycarrot November 22, 2022

by Wilbur4179 March 2, 2019

by Munchmommy March 27, 2024

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023

When your dingle-dangle has entered a lady's coral garden, regardless of whether it does a happy-spew, you are no longer an innocent.
by TommyIsNotTommy March 3, 2018

Guy 1: She told me she’s not gonna let a guy cum inside of her until she’s married..
Guy 2: Dude, she’s a creampie virgin!
Guy 2: Dude, she’s a creampie virgin!
by JMc$ March 12, 2025
