valorant timing

holding an angle and deciding to rotate exactly when the enemy peeks you (having bad luck)

Skye: "I left the party right before the hot girl got naked"
Lily: "Valorant timing."

by lilyeatscake June 4, 2022

Corona time

The phrase annoying kids say when someone runs out of toilet paper or face masks during 2020.

Karen- *can’t find any toilet paper and fruit snacks for the soccer team*
12 year olds- *grabs a microphone and screams “ITS CoRoNa TiME”*
Karen- shut up you little gay kid where’s your parent??

by woah that’s me!! April 24, 2020

Melon Time

A time for melons

Hey Kids it's melon time!

by SheepieJack May 29, 2016

Granny Times

The decision to reject the idea of a night out and instead stay in, have a nap, and drink a cup of tea.

One example is a Granny Nap, which is a small period of sleep during normal day hours, just like your nan. Both relaxing and refreshing and highly underrated.

Didn't go out last night, decided to Granny it up instead with some Granny Times.

by Rodgers25 April 12, 2009

Prison Time

When you are a senior and get a freshman pregnant.

I had prison time.

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.

Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."

by _bruce September 5, 2012

monk time

when, after sex, a man turns and goes to sleep.

after Marc and Stacey finished having sex Marc needed his monk time,so he turned around and went to sleep

by ely123456 April 25, 2011