I was chilling with this bitch last night and she gave me the old long John silver and dipped out before I burned the head
by That White Man Crazy May 8, 2025
Get the Long John Silvermug. See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
Get the Long Distance Dick Punchmug. by biggerlongfanpage March 10, 2022
Get the Bigger Longmug. by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021
Get the Mike Cox longmug. Something which happened many hours ago... but feels as if it were days ago until you realize it was only yesterday... so many hours it wasn't today but not enough to be days ago.
by ianvogue March 21, 2019
Get the long day agomug. "Long boobs" is a term which is used when one's boobs are long, not necessarily hanging, but just having an shape which have similar properties as a long object. It's important to take note that the term "Long boobs" only should be used in occasions where it is used as a compliment.
"Swanoogle my broogle, you have long boobs today. Nice!"
"W'up bro, yo ma nig' yo tit' ies r pret'ty darn long to'day my brodda."
"Long boobs!"
"W'up bro, yo ma nig' yo tit' ies r pret'ty darn long to'day my brodda."
"Long boobs!"
by mrseduceyourbrother March 14, 2019
Get the Long boobsmug. Synonym for any kind of Firearm.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
Get the Long Distant Hole Punchermug.