Counterfeit Jew

Antisemetic slur that implies modern Jewish people are not the real Jews or have connection to the Old Testament Israelites.

No one:

Bitchute enjoyer: counterfeit Jews are going to Israel for the return of the Antichrist.

by chewcyees December 22, 2023

Jewing

The process of asking random people for spare change.

Kannav: "How did you buy that coke and hsp?"
XodiBeats: "I just went down and started jewing cunts"

by Car that is flat May 24, 2019

Fingering Jews

In 1979, several executives of the organization were convicted and imprisoned for multiple offenses by a U.S. Federal Court. The Church of Scientology itself was convicted of fraud by a French court in 2009, a decision upheld by the supreme Court of Cassation in 2013. The German government classifies Scientology as an unconstitutional sect. In France, it has been classified as a dangerous cult. In some countries, it has attained legal recognition as a religion.

Nigga, thou shall enjoy fingering jews.

by HitlerForeskin May 1, 2025

Jew

An acronym of the punk rock band Jimmy Eat World, most known for their song, The Middle.

Me: You've heard that song by Jew?
Other person: I'd rather listen to MCR or FOB.

by cstrong February 2, 2024

jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.

"Damn what a JEWISH JEW"

by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016

tyler the jew

makes stupid decisons thinks its okay if doesnt get negative feed back. has fat ass. no gel in hair but looks that way. has stupid friends the smart one in school but stupid in the streets. the dad of the group. has big ego at times. due to not smart friends. understandable but he can stand his ground, can be a bitch. jewish. super jewish

omg! its tyler the jew!

by cl0v March 30, 2022

Not ALL Jews

See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'

Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025