Ethan

The most stupidest person a live has an iq of 11. He is very very funny and will always make everyone laugh he also eats glue for a living and is very very special. Who doesn't love a special kid?

Ethan is the biggest prankster

by BigBoiMass October 7, 2020

Doing an Ethan

when you cancel the jam 5 mins before the jam to go DT

"sorry boys jams canceled I'm doing an Ethan; trying to have a Saturday..."

by poopoopopo January 1, 2023

Ethan

A man who will take the time to get to know you and if you are lucky you might be able to begin a relationship with him.
A man you will never forget because of his great personality

"Hey who's that?"
"That's my amazing boyfriend.. ethan<3"

(If you see this no you didn't)

by Grrboilol February 18, 2022

Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.

Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!

by QuacksO August 17, 2018

Ethan

An Ethan Falls in love with girls generally named chay or himself.. he cant resist the sight of himself and a Chay.

Ethan: i love chay

by from meeeeee!!!! July 30, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is the strongest guy I know. Whether it be mentally or physically, he is so strong. And, although he puts on the tough guy act, deep down he’s soft and loves attention. He’s been through a lot yet still manages to make those around him smile. He doesn’t like counting on others but truthfully, it’s what he needs. He can make the toughest of crowds die on the floor with laughter with his comedically genius abilities. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him, and knows how to treat a woman right 😏

Ethan is a chad. He is super rad. He is also very swag. Yuh.

He is vERY attractive, me-OW! You can NEVER get enough of this guy, he is just- MMH. CHEFS KISS! Oh yaaaa~ Ethan~ His voice is gentle and very attractive, he can make an girl fawn over him with a simple “hey, how are you?” He has a big, huge, juicy…personality~! What? What’d you think I was gonna say? His dick? His face is adorable and with one smile, he’ll melt your heart. If Ethan ever enters your life, you better be fucking greatful.

And if you even think about hurting him…we’ll make sure you NEVER see the light of day EVER again…

Thank you for your time~!

Example of Ethan

Girl 1: He’s so HOT.

Girl 2: I know! Ethan is gonna be mine!

That Girl: No…this kill is gonna be mine *murders the two irrelevant and ugly women*

Ethan: …hot.

by xyzhij May 8, 2022

Ethan

Ethan is the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. He's really shy and reserved, but if you're lucky enough to catch his eye, just know that you found your best friend. Ethan is funny and has a broken sense of humor: his jokes are all about saying random words in random situations or just casually mentioning Ed Sheeran while talking. He's a talented musician who prefers to be quiet and just play, he's basically the most humble rockstar you'll ever meet. He's a very sensitive boy with lots of issues, but he's always ready to listen to your struggles too. FIND YOURSELF AN ETHAN!! <3

"so as I was saying, yesterday i tripped on a rock and fell on my face, I almost broke my nose!"
"aha lmao"
"wtf Ethan what are you on"
"xanax"
"oh"

by Fraaa_2400 November 29, 2021