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Cold Played

When you are seen at the wrong time at the wrong place with the wrong person.
Andy and Kristen were seen making out on the Kiss Kam and got Cold Played.
by Drunken Sailor July 19, 2025
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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021
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Barbados cold

Barbados cold is an ice cold drink poured over ice so that it is as cold as possible. Nothing better.
by Dave from Fulham July 28, 2025
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cold syrup

"Cold Syrup" is a synonym for water. Often used in memes.
Man 1: Hey man, you got some cold syrup?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You know, water.
by Epochie February 14, 2018
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Cold M

Cold M is a rapper from the southeast, he has the coldest bars and gets all the bitches because of his massive whale cock.
Man did you listen to that new Cold M?
by coldmbiggestfan February 26, 2021
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cold peice

( noun). An exquisitely bad, sometimes heartless, individual.
Damn dawg, look at that, she's a "cold peice!"

Did u see the way jeff slicked his ass. He's a "cold peice."
by Phone time n Pee Wee November 8, 2020
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Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins
Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.
by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016
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