Father Timing

This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.

*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*

You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.

by BattleItaly March 28, 2020

a universal time

that jojo game on roblox where you constantly lose stands or items

some random aut player: aut developer restore pls? restore stand i lose stand on a universal time pls

by uviaroblox September 4, 2021

Melon Time

A time for melons

Hey Kids it's melon time!

by SheepieJack May 29, 2016

Prison Time

When you are a senior and get a freshman pregnant.

I had prison time.

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.

Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."

by _bruce September 5, 2012

monk time

when, after sex, a man turns and goes to sleep.

after Marc and Stacey finished having sex Marc needed his monk time,so he turned around and went to sleep

by ely123456 April 25, 2011

Crime Time

This isn't any specific time, it's a 24/7 way of life. It means to go so hard that it must be considered a crime. Used to describe a noun. Probably the dopest motto known to man kind. Can also be used in a hashtag. Therefore it is a saying, or a motto.

"Hey bro, what do you wanna do today?"
"Let's lift, I'm tryna get swole. Let's go Crime Time. #CrimeTime"
"Damn bro, you must really wanna go hard."

by Peej G January 5, 2014