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noah

noah is one of those guys who will always attract girls. he’s althetic, honest and very sarcastic. noah can tend to be one of those super pretty boys too. although he may be hot and athletic he still has very much creativity along with passion. he loves his friends and family almost as much as he loves video games.
girl: I can’t stop staring at noah!

girl 2: I know! he’s so hot!
by Carolina<3:) January 8, 2019
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Noah

Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart
Why are you such a Noah
by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019
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Noah heman

Gay elf boy with constellation face pimples and very annoying jokes also has a small penis
Don't be a Noah heman you fag
by Yaboiright May 19, 2017
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noah

he's noah
by yolo09 November 15, 2016
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Noah

From the English term “no, I’m” commonly used in the South Eastern United States. According to the New Testament Noah was a ship builder who fell overboard and got sucked up into a whale’s vagina and survived for eleven days until he was queefed out and survived by floating up to surface via queef bubble.
by Mr Stubby Butt July 15, 2019
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Noah river r

He’s sweet, very funny and cute ngl. He has a good personality. Though he acts like he is 8 years old. Talks like a 2 year old sometimes like a 30 year old because his voice is deep. And has the face of a 18 year old and has the mind of a 16 year old. To say it short he doesn’t act his age. But I still love him- A
by -Mort February 7, 2021
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