Help steal car

Please with me now now or have to tell your brother and have hit you with a frying pan

I want help to steal a car ford cortina to be precise help steal car please or you in a frying pan flexseal and a 86 will be having fun

by Mismagiustarbucks May 3, 2019

Car go boom

When a car explodes in such a stupid manner that you can’t help but laugh and perhaps record it.

Hey Brayden did you see that Car go boom?

by JustAToastr December 4, 2022

Tuscan car wash

When you fill their vagina with cooked spaghetti noodles and they drag it across your face

We had some leftover spaghetti noodles last night, so we decided to have a Tuscan car wash

by MCM<3CJB March 22, 2023

Car Commercial Band

A band who's music is seemingly made for the purpose of car commercials and is overall extremely shitty in any other setting.

I hate Imagine Dragons! They're a car commercial band.

by Stuff24 February 7, 2019

race car to the face

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"

"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"

by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012

Italian Car Wash

An Italian Car Wash is when you strip your partner naked and rub them down with spices and dressing. You proceed to ejaculate, shit, piss, and puke on them. You proceed to shave and rub your balls on their face effectively covering them in your pubic hair. You then rape them and tie them up. You then proceed to tie them to a cinder block and throw them in a river and cum on their watery grave. You do this while recording it and send it to their parents on Christmas.

Man, I sent Elizabeth's parents the video of our Italian Car Wash.

by Indian Alladin December 19, 2020

spray painted car

If you drive a spray painted car, you’re 6x more likely to knock up your girlfriend, not pay child support and have a credit score of zero. Also 6.4x less likely to be pulled over than everyone else even though they probably have at least 4oz of weed in the glove compartment.

A spray painted car is the most effective way to identify your local high school dropout.

“Who the hell is in my ass? i’m going over the speed limit”

“It must be a spray painted car.”

by dwightisright July 6, 2018