Texas Wedding Cake

The act of shooting a huge load of cum onto a womans face while she sleeps.

My wife was asleep on the couch so I gave her a Texas Wedding Cake. She woke up in shock and horror at the total face mask she was wearing.

by mrapril2000 July 24, 2008

Texas Butt Blaster

To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)

my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm.

by Hupman December 30, 2011

Texas gut grenade

1: Where a women poops in the skin of a uncircumcised penis then smearing it around.

2: a bean and beef burrito from allsups*

For their 5 year anniversary, Janice give Dave a Texas gut grenade.

by kpop_landfil January 1, 2017

Texas Overhand Double Pump

The double pump is a technique where you cock your rifle using both hands with a large stroking motion resulting in a much larger blast when you fire off.

Lance perfected the Texas Overhand Double Pump in the 6th grade. Damn, does that guy have stamina.

by I got a big Nick June 16, 2018

Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!

Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!

by Mr. Chev April 16, 2008

Two things from Texas

Aka "Steers and Queers"

An expression for a party where a large amount of gay dudes and ugly women are present.

Jake: "Hey dude, how's the party?"

Danny: "It's two things from Texas"

Jake: "What?"

Danny: "Steers and Queers"

by Casually Moral April 22, 2011

texas ball hat

a parody to the lunch food that i hate called texas straw hat but in this case it is when a man puts his sack on a girls head and jus sits it there. This can also be called a texas sack hat.

jenny: what are you doin?
steve: my balls are really heavy so im gonna sit them on your head!!
jenny: ohh okay i guess
steve: this is your new texas ball hat
jenny: okay and yeah these things are pretty heavy

by goonersteve February 1, 2008