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techblocked

Adj. -- 1) prevented from accomplishing some task as a result of a technological failure or glitch; 2) a disabling sense of anxiety or insecurity produced by technological change.
"I tried to print out my paper, but I was techblocked by the f'ing printer."
"My father wants to set up his router, but he's feeling completely techblocked."
by Frederick Lane May 15, 2014
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Tech proof

Those objects, activities, feelings or experiences that exist regardless of electronic technology.
Las Vegas is "tech proof" - everything you do there: playing the slots and blackjack, going to circus, magic and comedy shows, existed before computers and the Internet.
by iwebu August 13, 2014
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Techboner

" Ned got a techboner "
by Vampingmaster September 25, 2014
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Tech'd off

The Frustration that arises when popups, predictive text, and other software functions interfere with the users experience
Jessica was so tech'd off that her predictive text kept saying "boobs" instead of "boots."

Danny got tech'd off that his favorite news website was now covered in

Pop ups.

Erick was tech'd off when lag caused him to lose first place in his halo tournament.
by Windchime89 January 19, 2015
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Tech Tic Syndrome

The obsessive need to stare at smart phones, televisions, and computers, to feel 'plugged in' to reality. When in all actuality you're literally tuning out reality. Risking your life driving or walking across the street, while you stare at your smart phone. So recurrent and constant that it is indeed a technology 'Tic' or 'Syndrome'.
Wow that guy's Tech Tic Syndrome got him run over. He was too busy staring at his phone while crossing the street and now he's dead. That girl was so distracted with her Tech Tic Syndrome that she wrecked her car and now she's dead.
by Big_White_Ya_Know August 17, 2015
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teachers assistant

Basically someone who runs around doing the teacher's dirty work. Otherwise known as "ta"
"Oh, I forgot to grade the tests... My teachers assistants will do it for me!"
by Swimminginthedeepbluesea October 12, 2015
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Techdeaf

An adjective describing a person unable to understand even the simplest technology
My grandma is totally techdeaf!
by Ghlimm January 17, 2016
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