i have nice legs

something you say right before or after saying something arrogant to acknowledge it and therefore not seem like an ass. (similar to how one uses "no homo" or "no offense")

can also be used to call other people on their arrogance (see 'you have nice legs')
"my science project went so well! I think mine was the best in the class...and I have nice legs"

"I have nice legs but damn I look hot with this new hairdo"
by president osama August 06, 2011
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Shopping with your Mom Legs

When your shopping with your mom and your legs get tired but you can't sit down. Also can happen in other places when you get fed up with being around your mom. Also includes girlfriend, sister, wife etc.
We were about to leave the mall but then my mom sees a sales rackand starts looking through it, and i got Shopping with your Mom legs right there, on the spot.
by colton3227 November 11, 2010
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short fat hairy legs

1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.

2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.
Martin has short fat hairy legs. So does Eric
by Tempestua December 04, 2004
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two legged post pounder

When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger
Last night i gave your wife the ol' two legged post pounder
by thatch city March 23, 2010
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Leg of Lamb re-bush

an act performed to reduce the internal diameter of a virgina.
push the leg of lamb inside the virgina and pull out ONLY the bone. bringing the love hole back to pre pregnancy size.
"Man, she has a big twat! we need to give her a leg of lamb re-bush!"
by Mr Slitster April 09, 2008
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The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 06, 2006
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Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS)

Can only be seen when wearing shorts; When someone (commonly found on females) has a large ammount of fat sagging off of the backs of their legs. When the legs are closed together, the fat resembles a vagina.
While running in gym one day, Kim and Tiffany were jogging outside. A girl with Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS) stops to rest.

Kim: Ew, look at the backs of her legs.

Tiffany: It looks like she has a pussy there or something!

Kim: She definately has Vagina Leg Syndrome.
by theKimbernet July 30, 2008
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