Insurance pee

An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.

Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.

Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.

by bls1999 July 30, 2018

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pee ass u

Penn State

Oh you graduated from a university with the largest alumni network but did not get a job? Yeah, it’s Pee Ass U man!

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luxury pee

When you don't really have to go pee, but you do anyway because you can

Time to take a luxury pee.

That luxury pee was really satisfying.

by Ôcean September 09, 2017

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touching your pee pee

Someone standing around, not doing jack shit.

What are doing over there? Touching your pee pee??

by Sassysassysassysassysassy April 26, 2017

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pee pauser

A person who is able to ignore even the strongest urge to pee, if he happens to be engaged in playing a video game at the moment.

Oh, man, Darrell is such a pee pauser...do you know he sat down in front of his X-Box for ten hours straight, never once got up to go to the bathroom?

by Kalisiin September 26, 2010

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