Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants

Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long

by Kirbturd October 18, 2023

thin long

a thin person with a long torso

damn that girl look fine. shes a thin long

by weird mommy April 23, 2018

longing distance

The space, literal and emotional, between yourself and another person, hoping for their safety and well-being, wishing you could be together when you are inescapably separated during the pandemic.

Unable to help in any way, hoping each day that she would remain well, wishing he could simply be where she was, the longing distance was at times unbearable.

by Monkey's Dad April 4, 2020

long shlong

when a dude is fucking PACKKKKKINNNNNN

that niggas got a long shlong

by ismashinfantsinthebutthole February 18, 2021

instant long schlong

When your Schlong instantly becomes longer than usual, over people in the gender of your personal sexuality.

I saw the biggest tits ever! It definitely gave me an instant long schlong.

by dameyinata December 21, 2013

Ogilvy on long copy

A reference to the classical Advertising text 'Ogilvy on Advertising', in which David Ogilvy describes the power of persuasion with a good long-copy ad.

So just putting it out there: in this 280 characters or less world, I'm still an "Ogilvy on Long Copy" kinda man.

by CompSciFutures February 28, 2023

Long veal

noun- prepared flesh of the rich. Similar to long-pig, but this meat hasn’t ever worked, such as the raising of veal.

We finally took Nevada back from the Amazon-bots, to celebrate we’re having a cookout with long veal and irradiated potatoes!

by Tokiethebear February 9, 2021