A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
Get the Self cock block mug.A slang term for extra (hours of recreational) screen time that seniors can easily have as a form of self-reward; whilst children, teenagers, and younger adults are subject to more stringent behavior requirements to obtain the same duration of extra screen time due to the presence of third-party authority (parents, teachers, institutions, and employers)
It's wild how my grandparents can rack up hours of screen time as some kind of old people's self-reward, while I have to jump through hoops just to watch an extra episode!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
A fictitious idea where customers are supposed to take matters into their own hands and pay their bills but still require assistance of a representative, despite its design and sole purpose of being ease of use.
by thegingerbeardman December 3, 2019
Get the Self Service Kiosk mug.Self-volunteering means to come up with ideas for proplems found in societies or to make life better and implanting them depending on yourself without waiting for groups, associations nor states but for the good maintaining life and general principles.
1 I'll <self-volunteer> cleaning our local water path.
2 I'm a <self-volunteer>.
3 Last year, I <self-volunteered> making a tutorial to help people know the way from city center to the train station.
4 I love helping people a lot I <self-volunteer> all my free time to help make their lives better.
5 I <self-volunteered> making a video in Russian to help tourism in Egypt.
Self-volunteering means to come up with ideas for proplems found in societies or to make life better and implanting them depending on yourself without waiting for groups, associations nor states but for the good maintaining life and general principles.
2 I'm a <self-volunteer>.
3 Last year, I <self-volunteered> making a tutorial to help people know the way from city center to the train station.
4 I love helping people a lot I <self-volunteer> all my free time to help make their lives better.
5 I <self-volunteered> making a video in Russian to help tourism in Egypt.
Self-volunteering means to come up with ideas for proplems found in societies or to make life better and implanting them depending on yourself without waiting for groups, associations nor states but for the good maintaining life and general principles.
by イジプトのカ May 22, 2024
Get the Self-volunteering mug.Hym "I am the single most disciplined person in the history of humanity. My self-discipline is literally unparalleled."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
Get the Self-discipline mug.A term from Among Us,a popular game made in 2018,which means for an Imposter to kill a Crewmate and report the body right after to pretend they found a body.However,this term has reached outside of Among Us,in the meaning of someone accusing a person of doing/being something,despite the fact that the person accusing the other person also doing/being whatever they are accusing the other person.
In Among Us:
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation
Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.
In other uses:
Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)
Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀
Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡
Cyan:I found a body in Navigation
Red:Body was reported too fast after the round started.This is probably a self report.
In other uses:
Commenter 1:(saying something that would imply they're unemployed)
Commenter 2: Holy unemployed🥀
Commenter 3: @Commenter2 Bro self reported😭🚡
by sadbartsimpsonreal October 17, 2025
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