Big Talk, Small Cock Syndrome 

1. When someone compensates for lack of size by using big words.
2. When an online videogame player talks a big game to compensate for lack of size.
3. When a videogame player insults other players due to his own lack of size.

-Dude, you fucking prick motherfuckers. Watch me pwn you next round you noobsicle cocksucking pricks!!!

-Dude, stfu and play the game already.

-Hey, fuck you prick! I fucked your momma last night with my bigass dick. What are you gonna do about it, huh biatch? You can't even find your tiny ass prick. That's how small you are.

-Dude, what's his problem?

-Big talk, small cock syndrome.

Big Talk, Small Cock Syndrome by isselman2000 September 5, 2009

Asperger's Syndrome 

Is a way of being and is just as good as anyone else.you just have some social trouble and have a different neurology

I have asperger's syndrome.

Asperger's Syndrome by Uberno21 May 14, 2007

Heimer Syndrome 

A syndrome that plagues teachers across the globe, causing them to constantly use obscure metaphors to explain fairly basic concepts.

Guy 1: "English class was hell today. I swear, if Mrs.Purcell uses one more metaphor to talk about paragraph structure, I'm gonna punch her in the face."

Guy 2: "Could she have Heimer Syndrome?"

Guy 1: "Possibly, but I'll still punch her in the face."

Heimer Syndrome by TheGrandUrsa August 31, 2009

Short Man Syndrome 

A man who is below average height for his age group, and is aggressive to compensate for his shortness.

"He's so short and aggressive, probably has Short Man Syndrome."

Short Man Syndrome by ijderrick November 9, 2021

Dennis Syndrome 

the mental state in which an individual thinks that he is not going to get into college

I've got Dennis Syndrome so bad, I don't even feel confident about getting into Stonybrook.

Dennis Syndrome by Dennis Chen January 30, 2009

Faggotamitimus Syndrome 

When bitten by a faggot, you slowly lose interest in pussy and start watching guy on guy porn in your mother's basement until you turn 40 and she kicks you out.

example:
Dude1: Hey I heard He got Faggotamitimus Syndrome.
Dude2: Yeaahhh.... that sucks... wanna smoke some pot??

faggotamitimus syndrome

Faggotamitimus Syndrome by A.Z the cupcake April 3, 2009

Up-Syndrome 

Up-Syndrome is when you have more than 62 chromosomes (basically being a SPED Class in one person), this usually occurs in when a male and a female have reproductive sex over the age of 50.

This kid with Up-Syndrome is CRAZY!!!

Up-Syndrome by The Up-Syndrome bot April 11, 2019