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Laporta Slap 

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
Laporta Slap by Verostoria January 22, 2022
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Virtual Slap 

A small digital image or icon that depicts someone slap someone else because they have cracked a joke on them or their loved ones—a depiction of the knee-jerk reaction of the uninhibited or emotionally challenged perpetrator towards their target of abuse to get even with them.
At a recent graduation ceremony held on Zoom, Dr. Sanjib, a pro-BJP graduate, shot a virtual slap emoji to Prof. Raj, because the latter had irreligiously poked fun at his holy cow.
Virtual Slap by Covido March 29, 2022
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Ketchup Slap Day 

An annual event that takes place on January 11th in which you slap your friends with a packet or handful of ketchup.
Tyrone: *𝙎𝙡𝙖𝙥𝙨 𝙅𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙘𝙝𝙪𝙥 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩 𝙙𝙪𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 Ketchup Slap Day*
Justin: *꧁𝓶𝓸𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓪𝓰𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂꧂*

Mitch Slap 

When you listen to a song by Pentatonix and get caught off gaurd because of a beautiful High Note done by their Tenor Mitch Grassi! In songs such as Hallelujah,Aha!,Can't Sleep Love
I asked a reactor to Listen to Pentatonix and he got Mitch Slapped!I
Mitch Slap by CPsupergirl March 6, 2023

The Enzo Slap

A slap that gives you a concussion; knocks you the fuck out into next tuesday or refrigerator..
"Did you see that girl who got The Enzo Slap???"
The Enzo Slap by Crystal yo August 29, 2009

Lumberjack Hoe Slap 

When someone from the Lumberjack community is the victim of some hoe's wrong doing, pours maple syrup in their hand, calls her a douche bag, and double slaps that hoe with their pimp hand dripping with syrup.
Bitch had a nic fit so I gave her the Lumberjack Hoe Slap.

The Jman Slap 

The act of one being a douche bag by slapping your or another's lower back. By far this is one of the worst pains one can experience. To execute correctly one must....

1. Sneak up on a person
2. Locate there lower back ( right above their ass crack )
3. Slap vigorously to piss off the "slap"ie
Note: most effect when aiming for the fat deposits located near the love handle area.
- Yo did you see how pissed off JJ got when I Jman slapped him?

- Yea, your a douche bag.
- The Jman slap is so sick and should be spread around so I get famous.

- That would be cool, but your still a douche bag.
The Jman Slap by Jman5670 June 24, 2011