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Ring Dinging

Sexual practice where someone eats onion rings off of your erect penis.
Man, Lex got so wasted last night she she didn't want to wait for food OR sex so was Ring Dinging me through 3 full orders of onion rings. Best drunken sex night of my life bro!
by KingLucifer January 17, 2021
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Ring Reamer

Homosexual who will ream out another man's anal ring
Look at they way he walks, I bet he's been with a ring reamer
by Fred Ziffle99 June 4, 2011
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Ragnar's ring

I'd pay anything to lick ragnar's ring
by Fat boy daz June 18, 2019
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Injury Ring

A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.
"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.
by welusku May 14, 2024
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ring dude

A guy who married a lady but has another family that she doesn't know
by Uuunity November 20, 2020
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Ring toss

When u get drunk and toss onion rings on your fuck buddies' bonar.

Drunk ppl have sum fucked up ideas sometimes... this definitely qualifies. Not that I would know from personal experience ;)
Got so drunk at the hotel last night, we played a game of ring toss. Then she went bobbing for onion rings! "Goofy Bitch!"
by Loo dog March 7, 2017
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Ring aling

A Ring aling is when your hiding behind those clothes you never wear in your closet, beating your meat so hard your ball feel like there about to fall of while looking at nudes your sister sent to your catfish Snapchat account
"Hey Justin, did you perform a Ring aling yesterday"
"Yes"
by Black... November 1, 2022
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