Ring sting

When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.

I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!

by 123yourdadlikesme March 12, 2022

Peach Ring

the anus

Wow look at that girls peach ring.

by anonymous March 23, 2022

Colorado O-Ring

When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance

I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

Ringing query

When you can only think about perfect stimulants because you had been on a marathon filled with drugs and overinflated genitals in porn. Being trapped in a fake-hype.

- can you focus a bit more?
- ringing query!!!

by mefistofelesiskis February 2, 2022

Mr. Ring

Someone who cheated on me with a BBCW, a big beautiful chocolate woman.

That was stupid but she prolly munched his dick like a sammich. Kelsey to Mr. Ring, AKA Koty aka cats

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022