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penis music

by ComfyDev August 25, 2021
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bald penis

Someone with hair on their sides of their head . The top is Bald and looks like a penis.
Our Global Studies, teacher is bald and looks like a penis with hair so he is a Bald Penis.
by Blazer351 September 26, 2018
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Penis Watcher

A tiny woman who loves to gander at a man's penis when the opportunity "arises".
This could occur before or after sexual activity or just walking down the sidewalk.

Her ganders may occur frequently or at random times of interest. She prefers the site of her boyfriend's penis but would look at another if it flopped out from an unsecured zipper.
It brings her joy and sexual arousal.
K-Muffin is quite the penis watcher
by Dmuffin July 19, 2018
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cow penis

something that you can tell repeatedly to piss off your bus driver
Me: COW PENIS!!!!!!!!!
Bus driver: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
by cow penis June 24, 2020
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electron penis

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.
by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019
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Penis tweet

An esoteric tweet, usually about niche fandom drama, to which the average reader doesn't have enough context to understand, nor is it provided by the tweet itself.
User 1: In my opinion, the latest controversy around what Dinklebob thrust upon the ecosystem in the Tittythink award fandom has left us in cock shock. We should all normalize decent hips to avoid this transpiring in the future.

User 2: penis tweet
by FamilyGuyForever420 July 17, 2023
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penis parmagiana

When a man partakes in sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, does not wash his penis for three or more days, and the woman proceeds to suck the dried fermented crust off of his penis whilst performing oral sex.
when it comes to the ultimate in fine dining, there's no going past a penis parmagiana
by padrico sanchez April 22, 2014
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