put a brew on

Asking someone to make a cup of tea.

I'm a bit parched are you going to put a brew on.

by Jeff theReff September 11, 2020

oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Disgusting food ewww

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww

by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024

put it under your lungs

To make ones penis go deep enough to barely touching ones lungs during intercourse.

Baybee let me put it under your lungs.

by hulk smash dat hoe March 17, 2015

put your lights on

When you advice someone to pay atention

Ey man! Put your lights on, there is a problem commimg by

by Gustavoxray July 31, 2017

Put

When some tells you to "stay put". Not only will you be put as fuck, but suddenly, and for only a short while, everything can be described as being put. It's as though the words "stay put" cast a temporary spell over you, granting you total and complete of putness.
AKA. Being a dickhead because you can but then "put" seems like a random sound, devoid of all meaning that may have been previously attatched to it due to the fact you repeated it too much.

Person 1: "I'll be back, stay put"
Person 2 "Put? I am put, this music is put, the drink is put, that guy's a puthead, just got a strong whiff of putness. These put-noobs need to put themselves to get on my level of putness."
1: "I'm back"
2: "that's put... this night is putting"
1: "..."
2 "... what the fuck even is "put"? Doesn't sound like a real word anymore.. put... put put put puuuuuuuuuttt..."
1: "Jesus Christ please stop doing this"

by The Mad Machine June 3, 2017

just put the fries in the bag

Can be used for someone who is falling off. It can also be used if someone is talking too much

lizzo: my video got 7 likes!
stranger: you have 25 million followers lizzo.. just put the fries in the bag bro

by bomboclartdawg July 12, 2024

Put a duvet on it

When a floater doesn't flush away and you don't have time for a second flush so you cover it with toilet paper and tuck it in for the night or until the next person flushes.

"Why won't you sink? I don't have time for this. I'll put a duvet on it.

by Crunchbarcunt September 13, 2019