Your Team

A game invented by Stephanie Fowler in Baltimore, MD made famous in the 2000's in Birmingham, AL where people "draft" laughable or terrible people, things, or situations to other peoples' "teams". The person with the most "players" on his or her team loses. The friends who play the game use their own collective, niche judgement within the group to decide if something is bad enough to be put on a team.

1. That skinny dude with the camo shorts and orange vest in the mall is on Your Team.

2. That license plate that says, "Stylish" is on Your Team.

3. Your on your own Team for browsing Urban Dictionary.

4. "Between the old men, the awful singer in the band, and the girl who fell in her high heels and threw up on the dance floor that you put on my team I've definitely lost Your Team for the day."

by DoctorPresident February 13, 2020

team lakay

One of the best MMA Gyms in Asia. They have produced a ton of world champions in ONE CHAMPIONSHIP.

Team Lakay has won another belt in ONE.

by AshLane04 June 9, 2021

Seal Team 6

When 6 makes guys walk in a room and the first guys shoots cum at your head.

Laurie was waiting for her boyfriend to come in the room. Instead, she got the seal team 6 from his hockey team.

by Hockey Donkey January 6, 2018

Team Chardonnay

The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.

I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.

by HotROD July 24, 2025

Rescue Team

A rescue group with an anthrophamorphic cop car named Poli with its leader.

Oh No! Bruner's stuck in the concrete! I've gotta call the Rescue Team.

by RobocarPolifan March 24, 2025

TEAM PROTECT

Hi

Hi TEAM PROTECT

by random name 69 March 17, 2021

team meeting

Smoke some chronic under the radar before an event of any kind

Floyd: We need to win this softball game to get the trophy, man.
Ray: I know, I suggest a team meeting before we play.
Floyd: Good idea. I will bring some Blue Dream and the one hitter.

by dontshitthebed January 19, 2024