Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.
Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.
Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!
Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.
Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!
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Get the tart and sausage mug.A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.
Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.
by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023
Get the Sausage Poison mug.A term used to describe a girthy, round, and abnormaly large dog. The first part of the term, ''wee wee'' because pigs make a wee sound when they squeal. Man, I love wee wee sausages.
Stacy: Hey John! Look at that wee wee sausage over there!
John: Woah Stacy! That's quite the wee wee sausage.
Stacy: I love wee wee sausages.
John: Me too.
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Stacy: I love wee wee sausages.
John: Me too.
by shilohistired July 15, 2023
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Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.
by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023
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