mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

I used to play mud monster with my friend. I chased them around covered in mud. One day we found out that was were the sewage was leaking...it was shit.

by definitelynotcoveredinshat September 19, 2021

The Mud Method

A mixture between soaking, anal, and an unclean asshole. It's when you stick your dick into someone's un-douched asshole and not thrusting.

"Hey, I know this a weird request, but can we try the Mud Method?"

by IAMTHEMUDMETHOD June 23, 2024

Alabama Mud Slushee

While doing anal, your girls butthole is so full of shit, you drop chipped ice in it and furiously bang it, creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

Man, me and the old lady were doing butt stuff but she was full of shit. So, I dropped some chipped ice into her butthole and we mad an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome.

by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025

Mississippi mud trap

When you shit while getting fucked in the ass.

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight

by VinnieXX September 7, 2022

Mississippi Mud Cake

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.

Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker

by King Ralph III August 5, 2022

Mud crawler

A term to describe people who crawl through poop that are in large amounts. These people tend to have a poop fetish that is extreme.

John and his wife are such mud crawlers.

by anonymous January 12, 2022

mud fly

A bloke who works in mines or FNC typically a plumber by trade. Will fuck anything that has a Pulse. Will tell you every time he gets a day off and will also tell you how much he’s spent on his shitty GU coil cab. Often will message girls “hey u up” unannounced

See that bloke over there in a work shirt trucker cap and surfer joes he a mud fly

by Shit slinger May 1, 2022