flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.

I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

by ohterry April 10, 2014

Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.

"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*

by KintarosTiger March 24, 2011

MONSTER SHOUT OUT

Meaning someone who gives good head

YOOOO MONSTER SHOUT OUT BABY GIRL,

by The King DD November 20, 2012

Monster truck enthusiast

Redneck, stereotype of people from the southern united states.

We don't use pejoritives like redneck here. We prefer the term Monster truck enthusiasts.

by Conradw February 25, 2009

Rap Monster//Kim Namjoon

A wonderful person who can rap and dance 😉. He may be underated even though he shouldn't be. He's Bangtan Sonyeondan's (BTS) hardworking leader. He loves Ryan, pink dolphins, and cute filters. He is the named as the 'God of Destruction' because he often breaks stuff and our bias lists. He has these really cute dimples that makes a lot of ARMYs' (our fandom) hearts flutter and die.

Rap Monster is my oppa.
Kim Namjoon is my future husband. Just wait... :D
Rap Monster//Kim Namjoon is the best leader ever! <3

by •ω• June 04, 2017

the new jersey monster

^^^ uhh... what they said...

Becuase you talk about The New Jersey Monster, you must be INSANE! MAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

by FRESHMAN April 30, 2004

Cat food bath monster

The Legend of the Koekoeken. A Koekoeken is a monster that steals bodies by playing the victim’s game of their choice. If you lose, the Koekoeken will take your body. If the Koekoeken loses, then they keep that body for the rest of their lives. They bathe in cat food because of the taurine inside of it, as they need it for nourishment. When there was no cat food, they used boiled cow’s urine to keep them sustained. The Koekoeken appears in a Netflix series called, ‘Creeped Out’.

Stu searched up a cat food bath monster on his computer and found out that it was a Koekoeken

by Chrischael November 09, 2021