messiah mike

(a): mike
(b): 6 months for a class a
(c): future president
(4): leader of his cult

“messiah mike is just a different feen”

by JoergeBidenThe6th June 19, 2023

mike karabis

mike karabis is a 84kg pakistani man with hair in his ass but we all love him

Hey do u follow mike karabis ? hes famous
of course i do!

by inurkastra12 November 21, 2021

Miked

To get completely destroyed shortly after embarking on a task, similar to how Mike Tyson KO'd many of his opponents within the first round.

Don't even think about walking in through the front door with no piece; you'll get Miked.

by Big Kike June 6, 2018

Mike

A very big virgin who lives in a basement and need to touch grass asap

Mike is being Mike

by Zamina zamina zamina e e e e July 1, 2021

Mike Penis

mike penis . a word by doja cat the rapper and famous american singer. (read it in freestyle translates to My Penis)

Yo! Mike Penis is broken!

by purraelism July 19, 2022

Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

mike trevitt

The man of many hats and has comman sense

Mike trevitt is a man of many hats

by Źzzzzzzzz April 20, 2022