michael bolton

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with

Michael bolton was amazing in office space

by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005

Michi

In Real-Time Strategy games, notably Age of Empires, a type of game map that uses impassable terrain (usually forest) to prevent players from rushing or coming into contact until the intervening terrain is cleared. Such maps teach bad RTS gaming habits to new players, as they prevent the development of rapid-response early game skills and encourage reckless booming.

There's so many Michi maps on the AOE servers these days that you can't have a decent game any more!

by Mystikan March 25, 2004

Micro Penis

A part of the male genitalia which requires tweezers and a magnifying glass to see.

Dude, do you need some help finding your micro penis in order to take a piss?

by Mick282 January 18, 2004

Michigan

*A magical state that consists of an upper and lower peninsula. The lower peninsula looks like a mitten.

*Here you can find college towns, laid off angry people, bored kids, cornfields, farms, and plenty homeless people in Detroit.

*Michigan can't be that bad, because people who live in Michigan actually vacation in other parts of Michigan.
People who live in the south part of Michigan like to go, "up north", sometimes to the U.P., to go hunting, fishing, camping, and visit the tourist attractions in their good old home state.

*Once people in Michigan turn 19,it is almost tradition to cross the birdge into Canada to go drinking.

*People love boats in Michigan, because of all the lakes, but have to sell them (no one will buy them) because they can't afford to use them anymore.

*Sometimes things get pretty depressing in Michigan, but at least the weather keeps us on our feet (you never know what to expect.)

*Numerous famous people hail from Michigan.. (Bob Sieger, Madonna, The White Stripes, Eminem, Kid Rock, Chiodos...)

I live in Michigan and I don't have a job, but at least I have a boat, a cornfield in my backyard, and saw Kid Rock at a Piston's game!

by fingersofsalad January 22, 2009

Michal

probably one of the most AMAZING people alive, they will always be here for you and never let you down. They know how to make you smile and laugh, they will try their hardest to cheer you up if you are sad, Michal's usually have dark, black hair and most likely will have an Asian Girlfriend/ wife who they met online. Never underestimate Michals because chances are they are smarter than you, really cute too. I love Michal

person 1) ugh I wish Michal was my boyfriend

person 2) me too

by PoppyIsCool November 9, 2018

Microwave a Melon

To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006

Polish Microwave

Putting a food item, usually a sandwich, under your armpit for the purpose of warming it up. Most effective after a hot day without deodorant. May also add a distinct flavor to the item being warmed.

Verb: That burger is getting a little cold, better give it a polish microwave before you eat it.

Noun: This turkey sandwich is a little bland. I think I'll stick it in the polish microwave for a while.

by dominic_the_donkey August 14, 2009