magic chalk

A chunk of calcium carbonate with marijuana in the mix. Found in a cave on a land mass in the world known commonly as the chalk zone. The first known person to ever hold this stuff is Rudy Tabootie, who ordered marijuana chalk, and now thinks that he is a boy going on adventures in a chalk board with his imaginary friend who is, ironically, named snap. He does stupid things in his imagination with and sometimes thinks of a girl named penny sanchez who looks like a character from

The obscure show "cyber chase" and needs to get over his marijuana issues.

Still think it's no big deal?
Rudy, you have to draw something!
AND of course, magic chalk

by Baxterdam September 27, 2017

magic booty

n. This word comes to us from an automotive technician who describes a booty so fine, that man would do anything and put up with anything to have it. From what I understand, it is a man's equivalent to what women call infatuation.

She messed me up bad, man. I spent a mint, ditched my best friend, and dissed my momma for that magic booty.

by LadyVelocious June 8, 2014

Pulling a Magic

Originated as a person who many people knew to be a loveable character. Pulling a Magic means you are giving someone lots of love. This love is often shown by helping someone, falling whilst love and making it obvious, and very occasionally being a silly, innocent, human.

Friend: Hey, how's it going?
Friend 2: It's not going too well.
Friend: Talk to me about it. I love you and want to help out a friend.
Friend 2: You are totally Pulling a Magic. Thank you, friend.<3

by RipoffDoggo March 12, 2021

Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 22, 2016

Magically Splendickless

Adj. To describe a male to be so lacking in his own genital endowment that the sight of which elicits a splendid reaction pertaining to enchanting nature of the genitalia's absence.

He was being so obnoxious that the best response she had to stop his behavior was to shout, "Dammit, you are so magically splendickless!".

Often used by a magical red headed hoe .

by onephinepeace October 6, 2011

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

magic spot cats

the domestic persian cat has a magic spot on their head right between their eyes - that when pressed in the right way they go in to a trance like coma stade allmost like when humans meditate.

Oskar the beautifull persian can be silensed for several minuttes when Pelle puts his finger between his eyes and mark his "magic spot cats" place...Oskar looks like at gopple melting bacwards ore like he has been smooking more than 60 joints -he drops his head an stones out with eyes open right untill you lossen your grib! All you have to do is place your finger between his eys and softly press it and here the coma starts!!!!

by piggy ride August 20, 2011