Dick Clit Lick

When a guy takes the tip of his penis or COCK and rubs it up and down on a woman's clit as if to be licking it with his dick.

I love it when Dan dick clit licks my bean...It's so much better than when he uses his tongue.

by Pophish December 21, 2024

Blood Lick

A robbery and or heist, in which a murder takes place.

The crew cleaned their weapons in preparation for the blood lick.

by Bad Blue October 16, 2016

off a lick

When you’re super faded and you got cotton mouth and your lips are dry and you gotta lick em to keep em hydrated

Man this Zaza got me off a lick

by StainboyP August 23, 2021

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 04, 2023

Butt licking

When a person knows a politician they support is lying and then pretend the politician is being truthful.

-"Donald Trump is a stable genius" -"Stop butt licking".

by Darth Mercur May 24, 2019

head lick

When you dip your dick in a liquid then drag your dick across the face of a sleeping victim. This simulates a tongue licking your face. This can also be when you beat someone up using your dick and giving them a lickin'.

Victim: "i had a weird dream were a dog was licking my face"
prankster: "nah, i gave you a head lick"

by eatsleepnut August 15, 2017

Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 02, 2020