When your shopping with your mom and your legs get tired but you can't sit down. Also can happen in other places when you get fed up with being around your mom. Also includes girlfriend, sister, wife etc.
We were about to leave the mall but then my mom sees a sales rackand starts looking through it, and i got Shopping with your Mom legs right there, on the spot.
by colton3227 November 14, 2010
Get the Shopping with your Mom Legsmug. 1. An insult used by Eric Morcambe to Ernie Wise on the Morcambe and Wise show.
2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.
2.A nickname given to a certain Martin H. That means absolutely nothing to anyone other than him.
by Tempestua December 4, 2004
Get the short fat hairy legsmug. When you prop your feet on the en table and drive your veiny man septer into her vaj like a post hole digger
by thatch city March 22, 2010
Get the two legged post poundermug. an act performed to reduce the internal diameter of a virgina.
push the leg of lamb inside the virgina and pull out ONLY the bone. bringing the love hole back to pre pregnancy size.
push the leg of lamb inside the virgina and pull out ONLY the bone. bringing the love hole back to pre pregnancy size.
by Mr Slitster April 9, 2008
Get the Leg of Lamb re-bushmug. The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.
" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."
by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006
Get the Break the legs off the spidermug. Can only be seen when wearing shorts; When someone (commonly found on females) has a large ammount of fat sagging off of the backs of their legs. When the legs are closed together, the fat resembles a vagina.
While running in gym one day, Kim and Tiffany were jogging outside. A girl with Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS) stops to rest.
Kim: Ew, look at the backs of her legs.
Tiffany: It looks like she has a pussy there or something!
Kim: She definately has Vagina Leg Syndrome.
Kim: Ew, look at the backs of her legs.
Tiffany: It looks like she has a pussy there or something!
Kim: She definately has Vagina Leg Syndrome.
by theKimbernet August 26, 2008
Get the Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS)mug. The most preciously, rarestly gorgoues girl you know. A 3-leg pussy cat attracts lots of attention naturally.
by Dubb, the coach September 20, 2008
Get the 3-leg katmug.