Jimmy Carter

In Simpsons, history's greatest monster

Mayor: i give you the statue of Jimmy Carter
Guy 1: oh come on
Guy 2: HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER

by SenaIsHere January 13, 2021

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Jimmy Bob

A term to describe a working class punter, typically middle-aged to elderly, who is stubborn, uneducated and disagreeable. Still thinks they are in their teenage hay-day, unaware that they hold outdated views or are wildly misinformed on various issues, and seems to think they are exempt from the rules. Usually does manual labour or some kind of trade but turns down their nose at reading anything other than the football report. Religiously worships their local football team because they have nothing better in their life, and only ever drinks the same pish water beer (typically bitters or Carling).

That old fart is harping on about how covid is a myth and how he won't get vaccinated. What a fucking Jimmy Bob.

by Hogglypoot January 14, 2021

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Certified Jimmy Weenie

Someone who uses “kys” as a response to a joke like a stupid ass

My friend was talking about aliens and grills and dreams and i said “have you taken your meds” and she said “wow kys” people who use this are Certified jimmy weenies

by Mudslap January 14, 2021

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Jimmy Twins

When 2 guys share the same condom and the 1st finishes in it.

Michael and I became jimmy twins after our threesome with Aimee. I can’t believe he forgot to bring protection!

by Jimmy Bird January 20, 2021

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Jimmy Lightning

A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.

I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!

by Winderbourne January 23, 2021

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