January 9th

The day where the most sarcastic, pretty people are born. January 9th is the day where the funniest people are born. It’s the unofficial day that the best people are born

Wow she’s born on january 9th she’s so attractive!!

by urban dictionary officiL November 25, 2021

January 4

a day where chloe xie is born ! happy birthday to myself LOL

friend: omg is january 4 ! happy birthday chloe !!

by chloe xie is better than u December 3, 2021

January 5th

national sexy bitch day, only sexy horny motherfuckers are born on this day and they deserve lots of sex

:it’s january 5th
:your birthday?
:yes now fuck me

by lilmicrowavablepizza December 4, 2021

January 31st

The day my dad died

Damn it’s January 31st the day dad died

by Melonoaky April 24, 2022

January 1

the day where the most luckiest people are born, they also are very talented and probably very motivated for anything they like.

teacher: when where you born?
Y/N: January 1st

teacher: you must be very motivated

by BigCheesySlap May 9, 2022

January 21

National "I love cheese " day

you: hey geo, is January 21
geo: huh?
yes: i love cheese

by RAAHHHHH November 4, 2022

January 31st

January 31st is when the best people are born aka my best friend, a total rat and the prettiest person

“hey, are you born on january 31st, you are the best”

by n1yahg November 9, 2022