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Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month
"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."
by Djes_ January 29, 2021
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January 30th

On January 30th the demon known as ever talking to kiri (jokes maybe i haven’t decided)
by ymirsgf January 30, 2021
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January 31

January 31 is national ask your crush out day!

So maybe today would be a great day to ask out your crush!
Its January 31!
Yeah?
Will you go out with me?
Yeah!
by Amira Ocean January 30, 2021
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January 28th

28. 1. - Meet your soulmate day! The day I met THE most meaningful person in my life.
The best day of my life!
"January 28th was a grate day. It was the day I met the love of my life!"
by pR1zm4 February 4, 2021
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january 15

cole sprouse day
the day cole sprouse goes on the tonight show with jimmy fallon
on january 15, cole sprouse WILL go on the tonight show with jimmy fallon
by cmliliaep March 20, 2021
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January 15th

January 15th is anime thighs day. Our anthem is 'Anime Thighs' by MC Virgins Ft. Wonder.

On this day, people should add 'anime thighs' at the end of their name and listen to anime thighs on loop. The holiday is to honor anime thighs.
John: "Hey what's on January 15th?"
JC: "January 15th is anime thighs day"
by GeneysAnimeThighs April 9, 2021
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January 8th

January 8th is National Slap a Georgia day! This basically means that in this day, you can slap ANYONE with the name georgia. you can snap them as many times as you want and as hard as you want
You: Guess what? It’s January 8th

Someone named Georgia: So?

You: It’s National Slap a Georgia Day!! I get to slap you! *slaps as hard as possible*
by itsyomamma April 17, 2021
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