Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog July 31, 2013

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blake and jake

Two of the most powerful individuals. Basically two demi-gods roaming around the earth, that always finds a way to win.

I think Blake and Jake are sexy.

by THEBLAKEANDJAKESHOW November 11, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025

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Pulling a Jake Pappas

Speaking random gibberish with the once and a while "among us"

amonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamonginamongin Pulling a Jake Pappas

by fortntieamongus November 18, 2021

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Jake Meredith

A skinny, white male with a small penis with nothing to lose and jackshit to gain.

Stacey: "Hey did you hear about that Jake Meredith guy?"
Brittany: "Yeah I heard that he ate a dick for nothing."
Stacey: "Fuck, that kid has nothing to lose."
Brittany "And he has nothing but a bag of dicks to gain."
Stacey: "I hate that skinny white boy."
Brittany: "Pretty sure he has a small penis too."
Stacey: "Probably."

by Bisharpp October 19, 2017

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