Jordan

A bum that sucks at basketball

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)

by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021

Jordan

He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.

"Who got 100 on their geometry test again?"
"That was probably Jordan."

by shesaywhat May 26, 2025

Jordan

The cutest guy in the world. Every time you see him, you’ll be awestruck by how cute he is.

Oh my god, is that Jordan! He’s so cute!

by doobielicious February 19, 2021

Jordan

Having a big ass head

Damn you lookin like a Jordan today

by Himothy06 October 20, 2022

Jordan Barnes

a really annoying person throws paper at people all the time and always throws a tantrum when he is timed out and is very in love with boys and men.

jordan Barnes is a lover of cock

by A.T.Foxley May 7, 2018

Jordan

Jordan is an Italian boy with 1-3 reliable friends and he usually defines friends he has known for a long time as brother or sister, He is loyal and caring, Jordan's are the sweetest but be careful making them sad because they will cry alot usually in separate times. That's Jordan for you!

Don't mess with Jordan.

by WeirdoJordan February 16, 2021

Jordan

Little Cuban Bitch Boy

Oh look hes missing a chromosome!
Must be a Jordan

by FaDeZShadow June 6, 2018