A guy who literally just farted metaphorically. Sometimes it’s a small poop situation. Usually on accident in that case. Loving, he’s very loving. Often kind. Very funny. As we’ve established he farted. Maybe pooped his pants. When he’s looking you in the eyes when time stops in the universes of his hazel eyes. You’ll feel one with the universe , space dust made significant by unifying with the vast expanse of everything in existence. He’ll maybe let out a little frett brettt kinda fart… later he’ll excuse himself. You’ll miss him immediately. Your heart will demand his return. Your nose will know it wasn’t a fart and that it’ll be a minute before he comes back. Because he totally skanked his pants, blart blat style.
by NotJrdyn November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. he's a boy who use to like Aya so much but not anymore but Aya was a very very cute and nice girl to him she was crying all night for Jordan is a handsome man but only with Aya if he was with other girls he would look like trash
by kerime June 16, 2021
Get the jordanmug. Jordan is nice funny loyal and someone who will make you laugh when your mad at them or make you smile when ur sad . Jordan is always paying attention to what you say he will listen to you speak even if you speak too much sometimes Jordan is an awesome guy who would never hurt anyone. He is also awesome at sports and rapping. Never let go of a jordan
by B3LLA-R0S April 3, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. This guy who loves boba and his favorite color is green. He is a very hard working guy and is very kind ig. They also typically watch anime and has a cat
by This user July 6, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the most amazing bestfriend anyone could ever ask for. Jordan will always be there for you. he is always making sure you're goof before them. Jordan has been through some rough stuff but all in all he is an amazing person. in most peoples eyes Jordan is considered a trouble maker. but when you get to know him he is the best, most amazing, kind, caring, and loving person out there. if you ever have the chance to be bestfriends with a Jordan. do it!! you will not regret it. - your bestfriend kaydin
wow Jordan is such an amazing person!
by watermelonapple May 23, 2019
Get the jordanmug. A big bitch, with a small penis. Who needs to play clash of clans more often. Quit the stupid for honour bull shit and start playing a real game. Also is a big cunt
by Beast lord steam bath March 27, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.
A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.
by The ridicule September 6, 2018
Get the Jordan Michaelmug.