Bob's wife is a "jam maker", she picks him up when he's drunk and drives him home, staring at him adoringly.
by Lee Sheldon September 17, 2007
Get the jam makermug. by jokes a plenty April 7, 2009
Get the jam ratmug. To get hindered or prevented from accomplishing a goal. Often this happens in unexpected ways and especially in American Samoa.
I thought you were on the flight off island last night and had tickets to the super bowl tomorrow?
Yeah, I was but I got fucking jammed. The plane hit some of the dogs that run loose all over and broke it's landing gear. The next flight out is in five days.
Yeah, I was but I got fucking jammed. The plane hit some of the dogs that run loose all over and broke it's landing gear. The next flight out is in five days.
by Don Reticulo May 9, 2018
Get the Jammedmug. When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.
by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020
Get the The Jam Classicmug. Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.
Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.
by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019
Get the Ma’am jammug. by Jiztool July 6, 2018
Get the Gingerberry Jammug.