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Working at the Café

Excuse I make when I find out that {ENTER NAME HERE} is cheating on me but i dont want to believe it.
Concerned friend: Yo bro I saw her getting freaky wit sum bois from school

"Bro" : No way she was working at the café
by Hopeless boy69420(70) January 4, 2020
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make-work

Noun. A societal or employment position that exists solely because funds from a money-cloud (such as tax money, tuition, endowments, and non-profit organizations) was used to create it. It's title, usually having several multi-syllabic words, is an example of the "inverse law of word length and importance". It is usually a useless position that someone with several higher-education degrees holds (and perhaps even invented themselves). The purpose for its existence is to virtue-signal on both the make-work-er and make-work-ee's parts. It is meant to persuade people based on their appeal to authority.
"Margaret's make-work position is that of a biology education researcher whose research focuses on making undergraduate science learning environments more inclusive. Trained as a Ph.D. neuroscientist, she transitioned to discipline-based education research and is an expert on course-based undergraduate research experiences and making undergraduate science learning experiences, specifically active learning courses and undergraduate research experiences, more inclusive. Her research focuses on students with concealable stigmatized identities such as religious students, LGBTQ+ students, and students with disabilities, as well as the impact on students of instructors revealing these identities in the context of the classroom. Her research in biology education has been internationally recognized and featured in Science Magazine, as well as in numerous news outlets, including the NY Times, CNN, and Scientific American."
by Wichita.Downspout June 2, 2023
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Working class incel

When you take a break from your minimum wage job to take a picture of the first ass you see in public.
by EddieBrock5 October 23, 2023
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SOCIAL PET WORK

CLEANING UP AFTER SOMEONE ELSE'S ANIMALS
STEVE : WHERE MY DINNER? WHERES MUM?
DAD : YOUR MUMS OUT THERE DOING HER SOCIAL PET WORK

STEVE : OH SHIT
by SUPER FURI January 25, 2011
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Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.
Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.
by calichic November 11, 2009
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Heinous Work

Something so utterly outrageous and insanely heinous it is deemed as Heinous Work.
Jack: Yo man I really like this girl
Kieran: Did you hit that shit bro, what position, you crack??
Jack: Bro I just took her out to eat
Kieran: You ate her out???
Jack: Thats Heinous Work bro.
by Kieran Markwick May 26, 2025
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work smart get fart

A motivating catchphrase that encourages others to work hard to achieve what they want in life.
Derived from 'we fartin' and is commonly said By Smart Fellas.
Can also be used as a celebration of one's accomplishments.
E.g. 1 - "I know it's been a tough couple of weeks for us with exams but it's time to work smart get fart"

E.g. 2 - "Congratulations on winning your manslaughter court case!"

"What can I say, work smart get fart ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
by armp1t May 22, 2024
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