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Internet pigeon 

A derisive term for the short hand used by many online speakers that plays off of Internet pidgin. It utilizes the metaphor that pigeons are rats with wings. The idea is that the weak short hand is just as virulent.
Person1: What did you think of the new dude in the guild?
Person2: He played alright, but I can't take his internet pigeon. He LOLed way too much.
Person1: Too bad, we can't have him infecting the guild. I'll drop him.
Person2: Thanks.

Internet Vixen 

An Internet Celebrity that is seducing.
Tom: Joe Hollywood is an Internet Celeb.
Sarah: More like an Internet Vixen, baby!
Internet Vixen by VideoVixen1 April 15, 2009

Internet Floater 

A term used to describe a resource EG. Pictures, Media, Quotes, etc, which has been found on a different website than other resources on it's page. In other words, a compilation of images where each image is from a different website is a compilation of internet floaters. On the other hand, if one were to compile images all from the same source, they would not be considered internet floaters.
Steve: Hey check out these pics!
Bob: How do I know someone didn't just send you all those on one powerpoint?
Steve: They're internet floaters, I swear!

Internet Cassonova 

Someone who is lacking in confidence in real life so he hits on women on the internet. Most likely a fat guy living in his mothers basement, or some 14 year old.
OMG I'm such an Internet Cassonova, I totally just cybered with the hawtest chick! Now I need to go find some cheesy poofs so I can fall asleep in the bag crying myself to sleep, again.

internetovert 

Someone with zero social skills who hides behind the curtain of the internet.
An internetovert might also have a fake profile on social networks that portrays him/her as who he/she is not.
Look at that guy, he can speak a word straight. He hides behind his internet persona all day. Yeah he's an internetovert.
internetovert by prolificd October 5, 2010

internet intimate 

A couple that forms an intimate relationship including naked photo swapping, sex talk and constant flirting online. Often over long distances but can include locally. Often a precursor to actually meeting in real life.
"got any nudes yet"?
"Nah, we arent even internet intimate yet".
"Dude, what's up with that"?
"I think i really like her, i don't want to ruin our friendship".
"Your'e netwhipped".
"I know".