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Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed
why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.
by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024
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Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
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weed shot

its alot of smoke inhaled fastly
when you put your hand on your mouth in a circle shape the person right in front of you does the same then one person inhales ALOT of smoke,blows it trough the circles in the others mouth and the other person inhales it fastly and this is called a weed shot
by thedutchcat December 13, 2018
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sock weed

When youre at a party and you smoke a lot of joints and blunts when they're roaches you nonchalantly stick all in the side of your ankle where your sock band is A.K.A "Sock Weed'
man that party was dope, do you know how much sock weed i got?!?!
by KrazyG420 October 5, 2017
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Minecraft Weed

Only the freshest of grasses with highly enjoyable fumes when smoked with that pixel based roll of paper
"Sir how many thousands for that Minecraft Weed roll" , {50k my good man} "oh gee only 50k$ for 5g thats very cheap"
look at the price
by Minecraft Druglord November 21, 2022
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Weed Fart

A nickname for a very "ill-timed" plug.

A nickname for a plug with the worst timing EVER.
"Bro, he told me to pull-up but I've been sitting here for two hours!"

"Yeah bro, he a Weed Fart"
by beasliebeats March 9, 2022
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weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.
Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???
by QuacksO November 24, 2022
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