Anybody who refuses to pay more then the bare minimum for a car so that whenever you buy a new car they can continually remind you that you overpaid. This also allows them to insinuate how hands on they are since they have to continually upkeep their POS.
“My brother in law Josh refuses to pay more then a $1,000 for a car so her can continually remind the family he hasn’t paid more then $1,000 for a car in years and that he works on his own cars. He’s a cheap-car-douche.”
by Sukudonym September 19, 2019
Get the Cheap-car-douchemug. by Your Name is Blank April 27, 2010
Get the Jacked Car Bombmug. I want help to steal a car ford cortina to be precise help steal car please or you in a frying pan flexseal and a 86 will be having fun
by Mismagiustarbucks May 3, 2019
Get the Help steal carmug. by rayiskool July 7, 2023
Get the yellow car no returnsmug. To have sexual intercourse with a car
by hotbyacar May 5, 2018
Get the To get hot by a carmug. someone who pops up at the worst possible time and ruins a deal, whether it's buying a crappy car, or attempting to talk a supermodel into banging you.
Everyone thought Erin Andrews was out of my league, but I was two seconds away from bringing her back to my place when some fucking Car-Fax-puppet interrupted and said I have herpes.
by Mabrus March 31, 2011
Get the Car-Fax-puppetmug. When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"
by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012
Get the race car to the facemug.