I texted you to see if my phone is working. I gave "dude" like a Whole 2 minutes to respond.
Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!
Yo... They might be busy. Don't give in to your text insecurities. Relax!
by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021
Get the Text insecuritiesmug. by Accordingtoallknownlawsofmemes March 18, 2020
Get the SARcAsTIC tExTmug. by Crazy bitch 7893 July 24, 2019
Get the Textingmug. To expand on a previous definition: A text message a male sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. This text message is (usually) accidental (except in my case), (usually) meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with another person, and (usually) sent under the influence of intoxicating substances (not in my case).
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
In Ted Rimmel Jr's situation: A text message (actually hundreds of text messages) Ted sends his mother that is sexually explicit in nature. These text messages are always on purpose, never ever accidental. These text messages are always meant to inquire concerning sexual activity with his mother, and always sent when Ted is perfectly sober.
Ted's mom (upon receiving the very first Oedpus Texts): "These messages you sent, what is up?"
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
Ted: "Aaaahhh, I may have been a bit drunk and sent it to wrong person."
Ted's mom: "Nonsense.You do not drink. And besides, you have me listed as Mom on your contacts list, and to top it off, you began each message with "Mom.... or hey Mom....."
Ted: "Aaaahhh ....well...ummm...Aaaahhh."
Ted's mom: "Do not um and ah. These were clearly meant for me. Someone seeing these texts would say you are in love with me. Is that it Ted, are you in love with your mother? Because these texts clearly indicate that."
Ted: "Yes Mom it is true. All of it. The texts were clearly meant for you. I truly am in love with you, so these texts would be known as Oedipus Texts."
by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024
Get the Oedipus Textmug. The act of typing without a keyboard due to an interference by physical displacement of the typing device, simply known as "Yeet". Or by supernatural powers (e.g., Wizards, Superheroes, and Ghosts).
by Ghost Of Tesmul February 19, 2023
Get the Ghost-Textingmug. 
The urge or compulsion to text, tweet, or comment. Analogous to sex drive, varying enormously from one person to another, and depending on circumstances at a particular time.
She asked me to follow her back on Twitter, but I explained it would be unsatisfying because we had different text drives; I was more of a few times a week type and she was more of a several times a day type.
by Callaman June 11, 2011
Get the text drivemug.