Ms. Ham

Most pretty High School Teacher ever!

Friend: Hey you know Ms. Ham?
Me: yEah, She is my sexuality.

by Hylde June 22, 2021

dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025

Virginia Ham

When you hit your partner with a skilet, knock them out and then shove some country ham up their ass

I was horny and craving salt, so my boyfriend gave me a virginia ham

by G8RADE September 12, 2021

ham sleeve

Another term for vagina. Similar to sausage wallet.

"Hey ladies! Let me wear your ham sleeves!"

by SoyElHombreVajina March 26, 2016

ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.

When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".

by ReyVenge May 28, 2024

Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017