screw you and the horse you rode in on

a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.

You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.

Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!

You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!

by IAM GREENCURSE March 24, 2010

Wild Horses Couldn't Stop Me

Before the Romans invaded England there was a small town in the south western corner of the British Isle. This part of the Island was well known for copious amounts of wild horses. Legend has it that it was impossible to tame these horses. People from all over Britain tried but all had failed.Day by day, the horses began to gather around the town thus cutting off all incomers and outgoes. The people in the town began to see this as a problem and sent people to find help outside of the town but the wild horses defeated them all. Eventually the town died off, but the legend prevailed, and the phrase, "Wild horses couldn't stop me" was used all over Britain.

"Are you sure she'll let you go?"
"Wild horses couldn't stop me."

by SALAMANDER11 August 27, 2008

going to see a man about a horse

Going to see a man with a big dick

Tracy where you going. oh I'm just going to see a man about a horse

by Trixie87 May 28, 2018

i wish you were a horse

Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.

Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.

Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?

Bonack: Yessshhhhh

by crippus1 March 28, 2009

Going to see a man about a horse

Something you say when you are leaving in order to conceal your true purpose for leaving especially if you are going to see your drug dealer or going to get high.

Me: Where you going, Brian?
Brian: I'm going to see a man about a horse.
Joe: Hide the snacks...He's gonna have the munchies when he gets back!
Me: Yeah...You wanna go to the bar?
Joe: Yeah

by Open Side September 21, 2009

Bored off my Rocking Horse

A really cool expression said only by the most exquisite people.

Grant: I'm clearly awesome in every way, shape, or form, but unfortunately I'm bored off my rocking horse.

by EntendreX2 December 18, 2015

Don't beat a dead horse

Acknowledging Urbandictionary as a credible dictionary in all of your classes.

Don't beat a dead horse:
"What is a Pepsi Challenge?"
"Well Urbandictionary says..."

by Anonghgh August 31, 2013