Grease Monkey

Grease monkey” is a flirtatious, confident, and sometimes cheeky term for wet kitty (i.e. female genitalia, especially when aroused). It’s often used with a little attitude and swagger—implying ownership, desirability, or exclusivity. It can also represent something deeply personal or untouchable, like a prized possession.

"This grease monkey got him acting like he in love."
"Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025

grease monkey

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.

"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."

by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025

Greaseball

Someone who sits all day and rather doom scrolls or jerks off.

Example: Jared Nickerson
“Wow, that dude is such a greaseball. He just sits and goons all day.”

by rupertgamingboy67 August 3, 2025

grease

Grease is commonly used by a group of yns , or a yn the meaning is also commonly used in broward county fl. grease MEANS f**k but you cannot say "Grease you" when you ae cursing someone out you can say "Lemme greasee" or "greasee n goo homeee"

b: " Lemme Greaseeee "
g: " wha..? "
b: " Lemme Crackkk "

by snailyw September 5, 2025

Greaster

Greek Easter. Celebrated by Greeks in Montreal. Non Greek friends had to distinguish between real Easter and this made up Easter.

Hey, are you coming over for Easter dinner?

What? Easter was last month.
We are Greek Orthodox, we use a weird calendar.
Oh, you mean Greaster!

by Genius M September 16, 2025

Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.

Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

greasehole

A subspecies of gasshole. A greasehole is a person that exhibits many similar qualities of a gasshole, those being burping and farting considerably more than average, with the added bonus of just being a greasy fuck. Will often have greasy hair & oily skin, eat only greasy food, grease stained clothing and/or all of the above.

Mitch: "I gotta stop eating so much fast food. I'm sweating in places I really shouldn't be sweating in."
Ricky: "You're such a fucking greasehole."

by anonymous October 26, 2025