noun
1. The cousin of the blumpkin, a goldblum consists of receiving a blow job or oral sex on a toilet while simultaneously using a bidet
1. The cousin of the blumpkin, a goldblum consists of receiving a blow job or oral sex on a toilet while simultaneously using a bidet
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Get the Gold waffle mug.Did you see Nanna Maureen? She was so drunk at the wedding that her and Doris popped out and went to the hotel gym to have a play on the rowing machine!
That woman is my Goal Model!
That woman is my Goal Model!
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Get the Gold Digger mug.Synonym for A girl. Every single girl in the world will Deny that they are a Gold digger, and especially in a More feministic society where they are always told not to be one, but evolutionary psychology does prove that the entire female gender is searching for abindence of resources in a Male Mating partner. You can see women indirectly indicate their gold digger complex everywhere throughout society. All women like there men the same way how they like their chocolate. Rich.
Don’t get me wrong I am not a gold digger, but if I’m on a date with a man, and he goes to pay, which if he says “let’s split the bill” I’ll just run away then, but I see him pull out his credit card, if it is plastic and I know it can just bend, then there will not be a second date, but if it’s a metal card like those ones that require a certain income level, and have a certain amount of net assets as well as a fantastic credit score. If not that, then it’s not going to work out. Though, it’s not about the money.
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