declan gelder

a person who is truly awsome and hamsom

declan gelder

by deckie doo dah October 14, 2011

Pumpkin Garden

When a bunch of men lie down with their erections sticking out then a woman tries to shove all their penises up her vagina.

Last night i heard Charisa tried to pull a Pumpkin Garden when she was drunk.

by Da Real November 4, 2011

Advent Garden

The Advent Garden:

From The Garden of Eden. The coming shall ravel like a phoenix to LA LA Land. LLL.

1.)As the Advent Garden was birthing over GO-No-ld, RG3 and JC3 P.O. Have delivered Gold unfound. Dumbfound. Whooh.

2.) Corners Of The U.S.A.

3.) Everyone Wars For Their Lands Of Religion, but this is a different kind of Mission. Airy. Mountain Rangers. Real Gold Diggers.

by SirPyschoSex=E August 7, 2012

To Geddes

To fuck up something really badly and blame someone innocent, especially if its really apparent it was your fault.

"I never fitted the cables the wrong way, it must have been you." - To Geddes

by anonmouse123 September 7, 2013

Muddy Garden

To engage in anal intercourse only to find your partner has not prepared themselves for sexual congress

Cory: "Dude, it don't look like you douched beforehand!"
Devon: "You know I always clean the rosebud for you"
Cory: "I'm totally not into playing in a muddy garden with you"

by rob-not-bob September 6, 2014

A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'

"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"

by Tcm April 26, 2015

womb gender

When you are so confused and cannot understand the millions of new genders that have been invented by attention seeking cunts that you decide to crawl back into your mothers stomach and identify as a womb both mentally and physically.

Person 1: Ben has come out as non-binapansexual. can you believe it!

Person 2: Fuck Ben I am going to become womb gender.

by Gender expert December 11, 2016